They call her “Sleeping Beauty”

I’ve decided to treat this blog as my own personal roast of myself. Call me vain, but making fun of myself is probably one of the best source of entertainment I can provide for you all, my devoted following. So today, I present to you a collage of pictures; however, in this collage you won’t find groups of sorostitutes throwing up sorority signs or dumb duck faces, nor will you find pictures of my dog, Dusty, because I’ll probably make a separate blog for him anyway.

I know it may come as a surprise, but I’m not perfect. Sometimes I “fall asleep” on the floor just inches from my bed. That’s the world I’ve created for myself. So I give to you today a collage of pictures of me sleeping/passed out/oblivious. Thanks to my friends for capturing these moments, and more importantly, thanks for still being my friends.

top right takes the cake…